Quotes from Keith Broaders

"The fear of death makes cowards of us all and debt makes us slaves."

"Changing the political party of your Congressman is like changing the bedroom furniture in a whore house."

"Petitioning the government for a redress of grievances is like asking your rapist to wear a condom."

"Electing a President is like picking your nose."

"Politicians are like hemorrhoids, they are nothing but a pain in the ass."
What is the difference between a Cockroach and a Congressman?
The Cockroach has more legs and a larger brain.
   
What does a snake have in common with a Senator?
They are  cold blooded, speak with a fork tongue and have no balls.

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